Unfortunately I am a bit of a klutz by nature and I think my daughter may have inherited a bit of that from me. This morning started off like any other I was in the kitchen making her breakfast and she wheeled her high chair over to me running over my bare feet. I scream and start to do the ouch ouch dance as she can’t contain her giggles. After my feet recover and breakfast is over we go to the living room to play. I lay down on the floor and she trips landing teeth first on the top of my head. We both recover and the phone rings. I jump up to grab it tripping over a dog toy barely escaping my death by smacking my head on the granite counter top. As I turn around my daughter comes running out of no where with her little push truck as I hurdle that I land on a squeaky ball, which gets the dogs running around my feet like crazy. It’s only 10:00 am and I am sure the dogs and my daughter our conspiring to kill me. How do I get hazard pay for being a stay at home mom?
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