So here is a word from the unwise. I went upstairs the other day to grab something and saw this wax at home kit on my dresser. I was immediately sidetracked (which by the way happens much to often) and figured what the heck let’s do this. Never have waxed anything myself I thought how hard can it really be? I mean really: wax, put on the paper, and let er rip. Right? So I get one side all ready and I am completely happy with myself thinking why do people say this is so hard and way I have I waited so long to do this? Then I get up the nerve and RIIIIIIIP! Shit really?!?!? Crap I am pretty sure I blacked out for a second. Damn that hurt and I have had a baby! Who would ever willingly do the other side? I look down and not all the hairs have been completely removed but some of my skin had been and there were dribbles of blood. Awesome and I am suppose to do the other side? I laugh to myself and think yeah right I see that happening. I go to sit in the tub but quickly remember some e-mail or internet joke about some women having waxed then sat in the tub and had her lady bits glued to the tub with no way to escape. I could see something like that happening to me so I headed to the shower to do the other side (with a razor) and concluded that’s why people leave it to the professionals. Well maybe not all people but that’s why I leave it to them or at least will the next time! :) Ridiculous morning I must say and the worst part is when I got out the shower I couldn’t remember why I came upstairs in the first place!
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