The Real Housewives

Last night one of my girlfriends called on her way home from work and while we chatted I realized my life from 3 years ago is completely unrecognizable. I am proud to say that I was really good at what I use to do. Being a hyper organized pain in the ass came in handy in being a stellar Project Manager. Now I am a mom of a two year old and I spend my days arguing why you “poop” in the toilet versa why her toys go in there. Why we don’t throw toys at the dog, and why the walls are not your napkin. Back in the day my day would have consisted of running multi million dollar projects, conference calls with 40 or more people, and having things run like a smooth well-oiled machine on most days. Now I say the word “poop” more times than I care to hear. I chase a two year old around, there are tantrums, time outs, and my old world seems like a crazy distant dream. I know this time is important with my daughter but I always thought stay at home moms had it easy. Pfffttt what did I know!

Then on TV are these Real Housewives of New Jersey or Beverly Hills what the hell is this? I mean really I don’t see these women wearing yogurt in their hair or having apple juice pored on their dogs? They’re not trying to figure out how to get poop out of their bedspreads or trying to remember if they showered that day! Their walls don’t look sticky or dirty as a matter of fact their homes are always so pristine and perfect. Those TV crews outta come follow some real moms around and I am not talking about myself. I am talking about my girlfriends who have multiple kids in the house, and some even juggle careers. Those are the real housewives that deserve all the great recognition!