Getting Old Sucks!

This getting old stuff is for the birds. I am going to jump right into my story and no it’s not about the damn birds on the roof. I need to take a shower in our basement shower since currently my husband is practicing his new gig as a plumber with our shower. I am not sure if he is going to flood the entire house since he is watching how-to-videos on YouTube but I'd rather not take any chances so that’s why the downstairs shower.

This is the first time I am in here since we have had it remolded and I am checking things out, and they actually look really nice. This is the shower my guests use when they stay over and most recently that was my dad and stepmom. So I go to grab one of my stepmom’s products that she left behind and turn to the back to read what it is and the craziest thing happens to me! I am holding it close to my face and I can’t read the words. What? I have 20/20 vision what is this? I put it closer to my face and now not only do I feel cross-eyed but also my vision is actually blurry and I can’t see a flippin thing. I finally hold it out the length of my arm and can clearly read what the damn bottle says now, however, at this point I am a little confused and slightly dizzy from all the eye straining.

Well this is new… or is it? I did just change the font on my blog last week, and after working on it had a raging headache. Then come to think of it I changed my font on my IPad last night as I was reading a book on Kindle. Hmmm this is puzzling so I go ask my husband if he could read this bottle as I shove it in front of his face. He stops his “kinda plumbing” to laugh at me and say,” Well, yes but I have glasses on.” I said, “Well I can’t read it unless I hold it way out in front of me is that weird?” I know I was asking for it and his response was, “Hold shit further from your face. Your getting old.” I shake my head at him. Real nice! This must be what they call growing old together!