The Adventures in Babysitting

I watched my adorable nephew last night so my brother & sister-n-law could go out for their anniversary. At first I started writing down just the times so they knew when he ate and slept but then this took on a life of it's own. This is me watching Joaquin from his point of view!

Whenever Mom & Dad left - 5:15- Auntie is reading to me. She is a little too animated but whatever blows her skirt up

5:15-5:30- I think we decided to go on a walk. However, once we got outside and down the hill a bit my auntie mumbled something and we turned around. Don't tell her but I think she is lazy.

5:35-6:15  I was fighting my nap but kept yawning so auntie gave me my white blankie thing and out I went like its dowsed in chloroform. Whatever works big people.

6:23- ate whole jar of disgusto baby mush. Wanted to make Auntie eat this deliciousness. Swung the orange soaked spoon in her direction once I got ahold of it.

6:23- 7:00- Auntie played games with me, put me in some kind of bouncing device that makes me want to upchuck that baby mush she feed me, but she tries so hard I will throw her a laugh and clap of my hands. You should see this women when I do that. She gets very squeaky and bouncy as if I just crapped gold bars or something?

7:00- auntie takes my shirt off and I am just cruising in my padded undies that I use as my own personal toilet.  Now we are playing some kinda ball, tummy time, baby photo shot nonsense. I like her so I smile and then roll over to give her the signal I am done with this.

7:20- it's naked time! I hate this part of my day Auntie heard so she is just being over the top ridiculous I have to laugh. She is dancing wildly, flipping her hair at me which kinda makes me want to pee in it but I think I will surprise her with that later.

7:30- bath! Yea I like this part a lot! She keeps washing me and asking me if I have peed in the bath. I laugh and smile at her. She thinks that means yes. Silly auntie you are such a newb with boys!

7:41- out of the bath and auntie is funny making faces in the mirror as she dries me off when BAM Gotcha I start to pee on her, my bath towel, the floor, and it's a lot I had been holding it in for a while to make this a good one. Ahh crap she's not smiling anymore I don't think she gets my humor. Dang it!

7:42- Yes, I am back in the bath again! Note to self I now see how to get more bath time.

7:45- I come out of bath, auntie dries me off, puts me in my Jammie's and grabs my bottle in lightening speed so I can't pull that pee trick again.

7:45-7:50 I drink my bottle and am starting to feel a little fuzzy. I can smell that its still my auntie because she wears funnyish & different smells all the time. (she calls juju potions)

8:00-I am being rocked to sleep I'm pretty sure but who's to say I am milk wasted and feeling super snugly. I pick my head up once and look at Auntie out of part of one eye to make sure she is still here. She is. I am super full, and I am OUT! Peace!