The Crazy That Walk Among Us

My mom thought it might fun if I start a list of all the movie stars I see while I am living here. Instead of that I think it might be more fun to start a list of all the CRAZY I have been seeing while living here. Here are some fun examples so far:

1. Home Depot- It was my 2nd day in LA and we needed a few home items so we headed to Home Depot. There was a Rastafarian dude running around Home Depot with giant 80’s headphones on not plugged into anything at all. He is talking (more like screaming) to his imaginary friend who is interviewing him about white/black issues in America. (Politest way to say what he was shouting) He is definitely nuts! There is a man with a net looking for that man I am certain. Then as we leave and are driving down the LA Freeway we see this guy walking, carrying a power tool, and still talking/shouting to his “friend”.  My husband starts smiling and waving madly at him. He looks over at me and says, “I am starting to really like that guy.”
2. In our building- I hear a women calling to her dog, which she has named, JUICY! Seriously? Is it me or is that a weird name to be yelling over and over again? Come here Juicy! Come here Juicy!
3. In Hollywood- We see a women in her late 60’s early 70’s wearing short shorts very proudly with her left butt cheek hanging all the way out in very plain site. (You go girl!) 
4. On a walk in my new town- I see a women standing on her tiptoes with a swifter duster in her hands and wildly waving it as she dusts her Mercedes from top to bottom. I like that lady. She seemed fun. 
5. At the bluffs in our town over looking the ocean- I am sitting enjoying the view when I look over to see an older women say early 70’s with her very grey hair pulled up in a pony tail posing for pictures. I take a second look when I notice she is wearing a black leather mini skirt, and fish net stockings. She then begins to pose in risqué positions for her friend who is snapping the shots! Right there is broad daylight!?! Was she doing pictures for some type of slutty senior dating sight? I guess I will never know.

That is all I have for right now but I will keep you posted as the fun continues.